January 2010
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Island on a lake on an island on a lake on an... →
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It needs twenty years to lead man from the plant state in which he is within his...
– Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique.
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I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been...
– Isaac Newton
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Three letters: smh.
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"The average young American now spends practically... →
Wait, this is actually alarming.
I am getting the fuck offline now.
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Netflix Rental Patterns →
It’s old, but I was playing with this in class and noticed that the most rented movie in Jackson Heights was Slumdog Millionaire. …because that wasn’t predicable at all.
11371’s pretty interesting too, considering one, its rental list is so different from the surrounding areas, and two, that’s the ZIP code for LaGuardia.
I’d like to see this overlaid with some...
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Frustration
…is knowing your missing sock is in another country.
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To those talking behind my back: my ass is looking at you.
– Francis Picabia
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Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream,...
– Fight Club
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New York's Resolutions →
First, you’ve got to find a way to get rid of Albany. They’ve got people up there — I mean, all you have to do is look at what they’re up to. For 30 years, they let this guy Bruno, for example, just go on and on and on. It’s the seat of larceny, so I say just get rid of it.
Then you have to start a real newspaper. Do the newspapers today even attack anybody anymore? They had Bloomberg winning...
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Bad Joke Time.
Clearing out the Facebook inbox. Stumbled upon this:
Why do ducks have big flat feet? To put out forest fires. Why do elephants have big flat feet? To put out flaming ducks.
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In deference to a time-worn custom, on the first day of the year the Town Crier...
– Ambrose Bierce, Town Crier.